It's a Shortened Version of My Name

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused?????? 

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

steak time is always the right time

adornoble:

nightlifemingus:

• go 
• is like 
• is all 

thank you

if you’re feeling fancy or writing an academic paper, you can also say is all like

jaclcfrost:

“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”

thecorruptedquietone:

I feel like Kirk leafs through the federation handbook and just finds a new rule he hasn’t broken and goes “Spock, I know what we’re gonna do today!”

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

• will lend me his hoodies
• good sense of humor
• is a cutie patootie
• will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
• good taste in music

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow